So we bought this thing called a “flocked tree” and I was thinking…someday I would love to Meet the Flockers. Who are these people that put flock – some sort of glue like substance that mimics snow- on the trees? I decided to build a set of questions to ask about these mysterious creatures and the practice of flocking, should I ever get the opportunity:
Do you call a group of them a flock?
Do they toil, tirelessly, working day and night, i.e. do they flock around the clock?
If stores are sold out of these trees, does that mean people were flocking to buy them?
If they run out of material does that mean the flock was out of stock?
When the flockers leave work, do they have to flock out?
What about the security of their factory, do they have to lock the flock?
If I got a chance I’d like to ask them all kinds of other things about flock that I can’t post on here because of… well let’s just say I take no responsibility for other people’s flocking related imaginations.